MAN ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH CAR WASH VACUUM

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My friend TB at the New Vision sent me this just this morning:

Police say a man in the US has been arrested after receiving sexual favours from a vacuum at a car wash. The Saginaw News reports a 29-year-old man was arrested last week near Detroit, Michigan. Reports say a police sergeant confirmed a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act with the vacuum.

The suspect is being held in a county jail.

(TB adds that this is one reason he is glad to be an African. Mbu only bazungus would be involved in such madness. I disagree. That right there is profiling. It does not mention if the man in question was white or black, for all I care he could be an African immigrant from Bunyole, or wherever TB comes from! One thing we are sure of though, is that the wife is going to vacuum proof the home!)

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