Archive for the ‘IDLE MIND’ Category

SHAGGY DOG SHOW FOR NEXT WEEKEND!

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There’s another Shaggy show in Kampala next weekend. Except that this time round, the reknown Jamaican artist isn’t gracing out stage. Its the Shaggy Dog show at the Kyaddondo Rugby grounds organised by the Uganda Society for the Protection and Care of Animals.

RUMBLINGS OF AN IDLE CONSTRUCTION WORKER!

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by Phillip Aligawesa I like to start my day around 11 am with a chilled bottle of beer and a shot of the finest liquor; John Walker black label. I say 11 am because I figure that’s when I should be done sleeping. I do not believe in getting out of bed before I’m done [...]

I HAVE BEEF WITH CHOGM!

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NOT written by Queen Elizabeth (pictured) I have beef with the new acquired Ugandan vocabulary, CHOGM!! Though very few Ugandans actually know what Chogm really is in full, no doubt the word is on every one’s lips. Kids in primary school, market vendors, farmers, the police, the mayor (especially the mayor) and the elite.

MAN HAS SEX WITH BICYCLE!

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TAKING RIDING TO ANOTHER LEVEL! A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle. Details on this story are on our This and That page

THE REAL SIN OF SODOM AND GOMORRAH: Philip Aligawesa

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In one of the Kampala dailies, I read the Rev. Kasibante’s take on the ‘real’ sin of Sodom and Gomorrah and found it interesting, to say it politely. His article is evidence to the unflattering reality that the Bible is used as a resource for clergymen, politicians and conmen (please pardon my redundancy) to enforce [...]

GIRLS, GOATS AND GANJA!

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The weekend was a very busy one! On the bigger scene, tangentially not numerically that is, there was the UNAA annual conference in San Francisco, California that attracted Ugandans from all over the globe ostensibly to brainstorm issues relating the continuity and advancement of the species Ugandan (at such high profile fora as Jose Chameleon’s [...]

R.I.P SEBASTIANA PUYO!!!

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My friend Alan went to the UK a couple of weeks ago and had no one to leave his five months old Puyo, a pitch black German shepherd, for baby sitting. Then he remembered my compound full of dogs (which by the way I have never actively acquired but which just find peace in my

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