Towards the end of last year, an exciting rumour started doing the rounds in Kampala: that multi Grammy winning artist and probably the hottest thing in music right now, Beyonce Knowles would be coming to grace the commercial launch of one of the newer telecom companies. Boy weren't we excited?

Well, as you'll imagine, we haven't slept a wink since and we hate to be the ones to break the news, but unless she doesn't keep track me her schedule or it was just an oversight, Beyonce and her management don't know that she is coming to the pothole capital of the world. We've checked and double checked but no one seems to have any information to that effect. Sorry fellas.